lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

Lay off the bong

A phrase that people use when their linked to the Mandela Effect

“So I think whoever is apart of this whole mandela stuff is usng this to make it look like were not stuck in a different universe”

Bob(works for government): Heyy lay off the bong bruh. The Mandela affect is stupid

by TashiTash November 22, 2019

Girl go lay

A word from youtuber iamzoie or gotdamnzo: To politely an attention seeker shut up the fuck up

Girl 1: Oh my gosh this dress looks so bad on me
Girl 2: No it doesn’t, you look stunning

Girl 1: No I dont, I look so ugly:(
Girl 2: Girl go lay💀

by nextK1d June 20, 2022

Go lay down

Used when somebody is completely unqualified for an opinion or position on a matter and should remove themselves. Generally the statement comes from someone more experienced on the matter to one that is not. The idea is that the inexperienced person has entered an area of knowledge too great for their brain and they should lay down because they are displaying elements attributed to fatigue saying nonsensical things.

Some non gaming person: "Those video games are the root of all evil of today's children"
Sane person with video game experience: " Aww just go lay down already."

by hideTheBelt March 6, 2019

flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t March 22, 2009

Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.

Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".

by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023

Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by anonymous February 12, 2022