Sebastian Nuńez Larsson

A fucking legend that i raped in the ear cause i'm the fucking ear raper i'm coming for y'all moms so u better lock her in the basement.

I raped Sebastian Nuńez Larsson

by The ear raper October 11, 2019

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Pulling a Lassie

Pulling a "Lassie" is as the definition says - It is when your friend is in a situation that they need to get out of and making up a crazy story to tell them to get out of said situation.

Original example "What's that Lassie? Timmy is stuck down the well?..." The Pulling a Lassie : "Come home quickly! There is an alligator burning down the house and all I have is a breadstick and a water spritzer and I don't know how long I can hold it off!"

Response: "what's that?! I will get home right now!!"

by Murphs007 February 6, 2020

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Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

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