Don’t tie your laces

Advice you give to people entering high school is they don’t want to get ass fucked

Pretty much the school equivalent of dropping the soap

”Hey Man, starting my freshman, any tips?”

“Don’t tie your laces”

“Why?”

Proceeds to do so and loses anal virginity

by V1dur4n September 14, 2019

LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!

He is a Very cool dude

If you meet him make sure to get his autograph because woah he’s an awesome guy :)

Person 1:Wait thats is that LEO TIE YOUR SHOE LACES!!!
Person 2:cooleo
Person 3:woah that really is cool dude Leo!!

by You’re a 3 year old January 9, 2020

Lamey

A person whose worth is debatable; they do not detract, per say, from the world's average awesomeness, but they definitely do not contribute. A lamey is known to say boring things- again, not malicious or stupid, but certainly not beneficial or insightful. A lamey is regarded as filler, a space consumer, and should generally be avoided if you wish to have an interesting time. See also: Lamey McLamester.

Lamey 1: i love jennifer aniston!

(enough said)

by Viktor II August 28, 2007

lace

Any level of hooking up or making out.
To fully lace is to have intercourse.
Oral lace is felatio or cunnilingus.
etc.

ex:
- "I laced his/her face."
- "I went back to that naughty teens dorm room after funneling, like, twelve beers, or something, and we laced."
-"yo, after the prom, did you lace?"

by VCHS March 27, 2003

fat lace

Fat laces are like regular laces, but a lot wider. They are most commonly used in combination with skateshoes, although they are also used in shoes that are not skate-specific but worn alot by skaters, like Converse Allstars. Fat laces are seldomly tied, most of the time they are just tucked away in the shoe.
Fat laces often have bright colours and colours that are contrasting with the shoe they are in. Left and right don't have to be of the same colour, too.

"Check out my new pink fat laces!"
"Dude, they are awesome! They must be an inch wide."

by Magic Missile March 14, 2006

Lackey

a very hot guy

Oh my gosh! Look at that Lackey that just walked by! Did you see his nice ass?

by ohukno January 26, 2003

Straight laced

What celibate non drinkers/smokers/drug takers used to be called before the straight edge scene came along and made the stuck up tossers feel EVEN more high and mighty.

Guy1: Yo i got dizz for the club shall we bring Becky and try and get a threesome going?
Girl: Nah shes properly straight laced she wont be up for that
Guy: deep

by thefuckisapseudonym? June 12, 2012