"We'd agreed £200 for the land survey but when I got the bill they'd put it down as £280. Is that normal?
No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"
No mate, I think they're trying to to bite your knob off!"
by carlosfortuna October 10, 2011
Get the bite your knob off mug.He had a micro but I was still able to Bob the slob knob.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
My co-worker decided to Bob the slob knob on me in the store room.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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"Ey Boy i'll polish dat knob for fitty cent."
"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"
"Got a knob? I'll polish it"
"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."
"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
"That Bob Dylan is so hot I'd polish his knob fo free!"
"Got a knob? I'll polish it"
"What was Becky doing out back with Josh?"
"Oh I caught them last time, she was polishing his knob"
"Wow..."
"Yeah she did a good job from what I saw. That knob was clean as a whistle."
"So, you want a job. What are you good at?"
"Polishing your knob."
by Tats McGats February 18, 2012
Get the Polishing your knob mug.by Charlie Knobsworth October 8, 2006
Get the suck my knob and call me Charlie mug.Popularized by the internet comic, Cyanide and Happiness, the prankster removes the doorknob to the victims' room when they are asleep. After the knob is removed, the prankster sticks their dick in the hole and knocks on the door to wake the victim up. After the victim tries to open the door, mass chaos will ensue.
Directly from the Cyanide and Happiness comic:
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
-Dude I totally dick knobbed Dereck last night!
-Hah! He touched your dick.
-I even had an erection at the time.
by Kastera1000 August 25, 2010
Get the Dick Knob mug.by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008
Get the nibble knob mug.Dave: 'Did you see that Ben took credit for the reports you spent the whole weekend doing?'
James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'
James: 'Yeah, what an ocean-going knob'
by Mega BW August 2, 2011
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