kitchen mitten

A variation of the Alabama Hot Pocket, where a lesbian shits in her partners vagina and they use the feces as a phallus.

Mike McDaniel gave a kitchen mitten to Tyreek Hill.

by Leftfootl875 December 21, 2023

Joker Kitchen

The scene of one of the most magnificent moments of history

"Hey Dimitri, I just had a crazy hamburger from made in the Joker Kitchen"
"Damn Limstoph, I have never been more jealous of anyone in all my 69 years on this earth"

by Dry_Moisture December 11, 2020

Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.

Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Spackling the kitchen

The act of ejaculating on a woman's a Anus, Leaving a large Warm gooey puddle on her anus and enjoying Immensely.

She loves it when you pull out " spackle the kitchen " after devastating that pussy.

Sorry I was late to work , I was busy "Spackling The Kitchen " with your wife again this morning .

by Sir Richard Guntington Fellows May 23, 2019

Kitchen Chiller

A person who likes to likes to hang out in the kitchen, without purpose or meaning.

Frank, Lil’ ChikChak, and Princess Fussilia chronic kitchen chillers who loved to hang all day long at the breakfast table … playing dominoes, watching Beavis & Butthead vidoes, and yelling at their mom, Ramona, for more meatloaf.

by Kitty Whiskers III August 11, 2022

Kitchen raccoon

a woman who goes into the kitchen before bed and eats a bit of all the trash after dumpster diving the cabinets

My wife decided to be a kitchen raccoon tonight and found the old cosmic brownie at the back of the pantry

by Joaninha_Boa June 17, 2025

Kitchenating

the act of kitchenating; putting off or delaying or defering an action* to a later time.

*NB That action has not yet been fully decided either.

Nick was kitchenating over his proposed charity swim.

by SoggyMoggy July 8, 2010