kalle G

He is a hot man and everybody likes him. He probably has 60 Million dollas and 10 sports cars. He is burning hot just like super idol. If you meet a Kalle G you know him. He is allso realy cool. There is only one Kalle G in the wold and no one can compete with the sheer heat and money that he has. Only few pepole have meet him but they say that they have never seen eanything as bueatiful not even there own child (if the have one)

Betrice: "wow than man is so hot i can feel the heat from a mile away"
Lucy: " and he is rich as fuck damm"
Paul: "i wish i could be as cool as him"
Karl: " You will never be as cool as Kalle G paul it is imposible"

by StrangeCardboard February 7, 2022

Karled

To be annoyed or inconvenienced by outside forces

My commute got karled when I got a flat tire on the highway.

by Heva Davis February 11, 2022

Karl Experience

When your experience in any restaurant or hospitality focused environment is elevated due to being "karl."
Expect special accommodations, gratis, elevated more than usual, comps, and friendlier service. Any other person is treated like a "no-one"

But the Karl experience is you are always a VIP and they pull out all the stops.

I went to the restaurant in DC and it was ok it wasn't like when we went to to this restaurant downtown and had the Karl experience!

by Starshipsweremnttofly January 21, 2022

KARL

Karl is an amazing person. Writes poetry really fricking well. Kinda fruity. Is a really good example of a parental figure.They are smart and have logic.Reminds people of a nice racoon! They are a slayboss

Yo it's Karl!!!

I love Karl's poetry

by Crusty Dorito Nike shoe July 16, 2022

Kale

probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

and also 🥬

ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark

by Acers Rating Gaming August 15, 2023

robert karl jahns

A homo sexual kid(s) that don't understand the world and thinks they are cool.

My son is getting bullied at school by a real robert karl jahns

by bubbi December 30, 2009

Pizza Karl

A guy who brings home free pizza to fellow hostel dwellers. However, they are unaware that he routinely 'wears' the pizza like some sort of culinary underpants for several hours at work before placing it neatly back in it's box.

"anyone for Pizza Karls salty suprize!"

by Feels gud man January 19, 2012