jordan

a young person (usually male) who aspires to become a police officer, because they have no common sense what-so-ever. Also see poser, douche, fag, fatass, pube-head, fetus, pig, bacon, pork, ham, fuzz, dumbass, idiot, dumb fuckin roomate.

Someone who thinks the lord of the rings is a true story may be a "jordan"

Man #1: Did you see the lord of the rings?
Man #2: yea that was a great movie
Man #1: yea totally historically accurate
Man #2: no its not you fucking jordan.

by Jordan Fetus April 5, 2008

jordan

RASH BOY- a male gender who contains a rash in his pubic area.

That kid is a jordan.

by Steven Shickel May 16, 2008

jordan

boy who likes moose. obsessed with plaid. hates coffee but likes chai tea. enjoys slinkys and wants to own a cow. has three chest hairs and likes top hats.

Jordan: MOOSE

by sshhaanniiqquuaa February 5, 2010

jordan

an ugly horse with big teeth,

you can buyjordan grass and she's a horse

by horsieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 18, 2010

jordan

carmel colored piece of shit!
who sucks dick for a living
and his fat nasty indian girlfriend jess is a SLUTTTTT....

Hey! look that kid is carmal colored, not black, he must be a Jordan!

by heashley May 3, 2010

jordan

this is a word that is derived from the latin roots jor whitch means man, and dan which means lady. thus when the two are used together u get man-lady

look at that chick... she is such a jordan

by kjdfsjgndsfjlkbgn May 9, 2007

jordan

adj. To prolong something longer than is strictly necessary. Derived from author Robert Jordan and his Jordanesque series of books, The Wheel of Time.

She was on the phone a Jordanesque amount of time , He Jordanized that book report.

by Michael MJ Wilson October 29, 2007