what is jewish

When you are diffrent religion and are believe in God of hamakuh

Scott: hey what is jewish?
Race: I Hate you

by _Dankmememaster_ January 3, 2017

Picking up the Jewish spare

When you get three towers with two planes.

When the lampshades and gas chambers aren't real but you still get to round up to six million, you might be picking up the Jewish spare.

by Indigo Mandingo January 11, 2019

jebus

A word originaly used by Homer Simpson while on a rafting trip full of mishap and adventure and later when he became a missionary.

"Save me Jebus!" (extra ten letters)

by Matt Jack June 27, 2006

Jebus

Originally used in an episode of Family Guy in the end of their 1999 season, by cardinals reading through the bible. Later used by the Simpsons' Homer when he became a missionary. Now, it's just slang for anything from Jesus to shrooms.

"On page ---, it says Jebus, isn't supposed to say Jesus?"
"SAVE ME JEBUS!"
"Sweet Jebus, don't touch me there!"

by The Real Slim Jebus October 10, 2005

Jebus

The Short Bus Cult Messiah. Forum Admin on AT. A beer drinking Canuck who preys on the intelligence of the Sh*tlisted.

SL'r: "My brother must of disconnected after it was done"
Jebus: "You and your Brother can enjoy Public Purgatory, while felating each other in the back seat of the Short Bus"

by The Real Jebus July 8, 2006

Jebus

Non-union Mexican equivalent of jesus.

Jebus got shot runnin 'cross the border...

by William Nownes April 21, 2005

Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

by N0 $C4M June 3, 2018