January 1

No homo day

Ay u cute today
That’s kinda gay
Nah it’s January 1st

by 420Ass69Eater November 1, 2019

January 15th

Today is the years first Monthly Sexual Day . This means you can do anything you want with your partner or a complete stranger . It doesn't have to be saying goodbye to your v card it can be touching a part of their body or making out for hours.

"Hey wanna come round to mine and watch netball"
"No im off to my girls house , today is January 15th "
"What does that mean?"
"It means some cheeks are getting slaped"

by Mynamesbigjill January 5, 2020

Encanto day January 24th

The day that celebrates Disneys encanto

Hi (insert name) happy Encanto day January 24th

by Huzua November 24, 2021

January 30

National WEASEL DAY!!!
Anyone born on this day is a weasel!

National Weasel day is on January 30th

by BigBoyJasmine October 21, 2019

January 10

Heyyyy...
Its national tell some tea(gossip) day🍵
National spam on your social media❤️ 😂

Girl #1: (whispers tea(gossip) to another girl)
Girl #2: OMG really!!!
Girl #1: Afterall its january 10

by Real_bitch!!! January 7, 2020

January 23

On this day you can lose your virginity just by asking

Hey baby girl can I fuck you?

Not what the fuck?

Well it's January 23

Oh ok then

by Pusydestoyer69420 November 1, 2019

January 1st

noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).

Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.

I hereby declare January 1st the official day of recovery, happy new years!

by ae123456 January 1, 2010