Jake the Snake

One of the most notorious kids in all of Cranford. The holder of the Palooza. Supers powers include many women being attracted to him, an oversized penis which rivals that of a humpback whale, super srength, and ultimate coolness. His garage (where various Snakeapaloozas are held) is named the Snake pit. His only weakness is old neighbors...one call to the police and his powers ar rendered useless.

"Wow, is that Jake the Snake? What a good looking man...maybe he'll have my children."

by asdfdf September 4, 2006

jake paul

a hot headed idiot who got fired from disney because he fucking sucks, the only reason he's famous is because of his brother.

girl: what kind of snake is that?
guy: no that's jake paul

by leathershirts August 24, 2017

Jake

A badass guy who takes no shit

I wouldn't mess with Jake

by MudDigger802 May 26, 2015

jake paul

lmao a fag

Person 1: how u doing jake paul
Person 2: hey dont call me a fag

by johncena69420 August 22, 2017

Jake Paul

Satan 😈

Damn jake Paul is satan

by Daddybiscuit42 August 30, 2017

less than jake

3rd wave ska band... KICK ASS IN EVERY WAY! one of the bestest bass players ever who is a great bass player n has the greatest hair eva woohoo! and a kooollll tattooooooo

It is not right to say all teenagers are drunken dope addicts hoo r glue sniffers!!! ha

by Piddy October 11, 2003

jake

person who is amazing, andd my bffff.
:)

"jake" is my best friend.

by Taeeeeeeee December 22, 2008