jake it

To not revise at all for a test but still, by some miracle, get a good mark.

Friend: Have you revised for the test?

You: Nah, I think I'm just going to jake it.

Friend: Haha good luck then.

by Je/suis/asparagus November 27, 2018

jake

A person with above average aptitude for being a tool. This person is typically aware of their own douchieness and will take great pride in their exploits. A term typically used in the prison setting.

"Dude at the yard spent like 20 minutes on the weight deck, what a fucking jake."

"C/O Hall tore my cell up today, he even took my porn, what a jake."

by Dixoncider89 February 26, 2017

jake

The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.

If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.

Guy #1: Yo, you see that Jake over there?
Guy #2: Yeah he's a dick

by jakelloyd November 10, 2017

jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 22, 2020

jake

probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her

“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”

by user1423 December 27, 2020

Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

Jaked

To be thrown under the bus.
Blamed for someone elses mistakes.
Screwed over.
Left for dead.

I got Jaked!

by Raiderva March 3, 2009