Jake

jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best

omg jake is making that girl blush

by bluemouse01 March 6, 2019

Jake

A non existent hairline and waste of space

That piece of sh¥t Jake tried to find his hairline but couldn’t

by Fich much March 13, 2019

Jake

Means a very fat penis that is short and fat in Zimbabwean :) it also means chode in Ugandan

Damn boy that dude must have a Jake

by ItchyRick March 20, 2019

Jake

A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.

Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.

by FishCat01 April 28, 2019

Jake

Jake is a very funny person and always manages to put a smile on someone’s face. He can be very protective over his family friends and girlfriend. Jake can be very dirty minded and sometimes jokes around about it. Jake is a very loving person. He has them eyes that make girls look twice. Jake has a 9000 metre long dick

Girl: woah who’s that?
Boy: I believe that’s Jake over there

by Tyler38929 May 18, 2019

Jake

Looong dick style

Im going to jake you tonight

Im going to jake your wife

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019

Jake

Long dick style

Im going to have sex wit your girl jake style

by Chicken killer 7y May 28, 2019