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Japanese Rain Goggles 

Japanese Rain Goggles was introduced by Two and A Half Men director indeed but don't you just get what it means? It means you can either do a Golden Rain or a Sperm Sprinkle without actually closing your eyes. The problem of people to understand and this server posting it is people are too afraid to admit what it actually means or play with a thought at all. Japanese were always very playful and sexually twisted. That is why Chuck Lorre used this "made up" combination !
Do it , go ahead, I am wearing Japanese Rain Goggles.
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Japanese Rectum Torture 

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.

Japanese War Whistle 

A turbo in other words
I pull up to the light and a Mustang revs at me, I let my Japanese war whistles scream and I dust him from the green light
Japanese War Whistle by KingxxMari December 22, 2019

Japanese Haunted Woods 

Bad content.
"Hey, logan wanna go to Japan, yes , wanna vlog? Yes, look dead body let's touch it- Japanese Haunted Woods

Japanese pheonix tattoo 

Japanese pheonix tattoo

Person 1: Yo sick fire chicken tattoo! Why'd you get it?!

Person 2: I really like buffalo wing man!

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

Japanese cherry blossom 

A bloody excrement full of firecrackers or "cherry bombs" normally from an underage female student.
Bruh, I watched this bitch on Pinterest totally queef a full size Japanese cherry blossom.