Public Transit

A form of transportation run by a company or government where a train or bus goes on set routes through cities. Shunned by carbrains who only see "yuppies" riding it, while crying about the younger generation wanting free stuff and complaining about too much traffic on their nearby 8-lane freeway.

Normal Person: Let's take Public Transit, it's twice as fast as driving on the 405.

Boomer: I'm not taking the looser cruiser!

Guy who flunked science in high school: I'm not taking Public Transit if it crashes that thing will fold like a tin can and kill us all.

NIMBY who loves to complain about traffic: Why would I take Public Transit when I can drive my car?

American: I'm not taking Public Transit it smells like piss, shit and vomit on a good day.

Carbrain: I'm not taking Public Transit! If you take the time it takes you to drive somewhere then multiply it by 10 you get the time it will take you on the bus. NO THANKS!

Random Urban Dictionary User: Let the Yuppie's take Public Transit I grew up and bought a car.

Normal Person: Are yall fucking deadass my guy.

by URBANist_ January 8, 2026

Public Server

It basically means when you're either out in public/outside.

Person 1: EVERYONE, I HAVE AN ANNOUNCMENT TO MAKE!
Person 2: In a public server is insane!

by SyNcHroo February 5, 2025

Unidentified Public Anomaly

An Unidentified Public Anomaly (Otherwise known as a UPA) Is a odd entity or occurrence that many people have seen but has never been declared to exist.

Have you seen any Unidentified Public Anomaly's lately.
Yeah, yesterday.
You should report it.
What's the site?

by Wincord February 12, 2025

Flaming pens publication

Intellectual first choice. The leader/revolutionary publication, which is the only publication with minimum charges and maximum benefits. Plus, for each book they publish they feed 10 homeless peoples. They also known for publishing dreams.

I wanna publish my dream, I must contact Flaming pens publication.

by justafan08 November 23, 2021

Public Place Itches

When you’ve been in a dirty public place, likely a city like Nashville on Broadway or the “L” in Chicago and you get home and have to take all your clothes off and shower but still feel itchy.

*scratches itches all over one’s torso after returning home from Broadway and bumping butts with a hundred people
“Man, I got the public place itches!!”

by CBer361 May 30, 2023

Point clare public school

A school filled with rasict kids and rude teachers.

Guy 1:Hey? Have you been to Point Clare Public school ?
Guy2: Absolutly fucking not! ITS GARBAGE! Its filled with rasict kids.

by Unkownanoymous June 24, 2024

Public Cloud

Inherently unstable and terrible

Fucking Azure is down again, why are we still using public cloud on prod guys?

by silvanathecat June 25, 2024