The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.

Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019

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evers

A family that is defined by their kind-hearted nature and loving attitude. Knowing an Evers is knowing an honest and humble person. Loyalty and inner grace.

Have you seen Miss Evers?
Yes she is out there helping those in need.
Always doing what she can, I guess

Miss Evers, I am pleased to accept you at oxford college for medicine
Great, I will learn how to save lives

by I'm always one step ahead ! June 20, 2019

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Ever won't

Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy."

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

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ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.

"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"

by everwon't.com April 29, 2019

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Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

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