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I’ve been shot

by Guccipolo November 28, 2025
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Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again.

1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."
by melascula simp December 20, 2023
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The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
by anonymous August 18, 2024
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Worst Thing I've Seen All Day

You implore this phrase in multiple applications. For example when something great has happened to you or someone else. Also used if someone does something stupid and you unfortunately had to witness it or hear about it.
Max: Yo I just found out my boy smashed Isabella, worst thing i've seen all day
Pete: Honestly, mans finally got a body
by FloridaManNoBap May 21, 2020
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a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
by cloud :( December 7, 2020
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when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15
by JUNYURS November 3, 2023
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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)
Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2024
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