bork guy

A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.

“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”

“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”

by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018

Spider Guy

spider man's lesser known sidekick

look, it's spider man and spider guy!

by willywonkaboi November 14, 2018

guy gap

A male thigh gap.

Wow, Jimbo's developed quite the guy gap between his legs. He must really be watching his diet.

by Muldo February 11, 2014

industry guy

Someone who is in the biz. A ladies man , a guy who lives his life in the know.

Hey guys , look - it's Chris Vazquez . Yea , he's a real industry guy

by -Theniggasyafuckedwith January 3, 2017

Guy Vision

A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.

Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!

Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.

by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008

BRC Guy

An annoying man that wanders around near BRC Clearing Yard and bothers railfans who sit to watch the trains. Some of his actions include grabbing his dick and pointing at the train crews going by, getting excited over airplanes flying overhead, and blabbing on with his one eye closed. He will threaten you with a lawsuit if you are present with a dog and will whisper at you to get off the grass, especially if your name is JR. Best way to evade him is to confuse him by changing your name every 2 minutes. Quotes include "UP man, UP!" and "JR, get off the grass!".

Guy 1: Dude, the BRC Guy was annoying as hell!

Guy 2: Yeah, he whispered at me "JR, get off the grass".

Guy 1: Yeah, and when I was waiting for Union Pacific train he yelled "Look, UP man! UP!"

by Chrisracer May 9, 2011

cho guy

A "cool guy" in a shitty souped up car such as a Pontiac Sunfinre or Chevy Cavalier. Possibly with bucket seats, usually standard transmission. As the left hand is on the steering wheel with the arm partially hiding the face.

This cho guy rolled up on us.

by esjay.b March 28, 2007