wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.

"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"

by Queenie Z December 16, 2003

Danger Wood

n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.

My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!

by Tagz November 8, 2011

Yellow wood

When your penis is hard because you have to pee

Roiel drunk to much water now he has yellow wood.

by Dakidroi July 27, 2017

Morning wood

When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf

*birds chirping* *guy yawning*

Guy: good morning sunshine

* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*

Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*

AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood

by Just_a_guy_named_grandpa April 9, 2016

Wood Morning

A good morning expression for certain circumstances.
See morning wood

him: good morning.

her: ooh, wood morning baby!

by woodsey March 14, 2012

olivia wood

some whore.

Did you see that girl, she's such an Olivia Wood!

by KittyWhore April 23, 2019

Stacking Wood

When one man puts his penis (wood) on top of another mans penis.

Joseph: Hey Aiden! Wanna start stacking wood??

Aiden:Sure bud!!

by GammAndrew October 6, 2017