JIMMY HAT

The thing you put over your penis when you engage in sexual activity!!!!

I need to buy a jimmy hat.

by i am a big marshmallow sucker September 20, 2017

hat driving

What farmers in a utility do- no indicators, 25 mph, middle of the road.

Pa Wright gave a display of some of the finest hat driving south of the equator.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

Jewish hat

After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.

“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”

by U_Luv_Boobs July 31, 2020

mad-hatted

When the condensation from your pint glass causes the coaster to stick to the bottom when you pick it up, making it look like the Mad Hatter's hat.

Dude, your beer is mad-hatted.

by looneybinproductions July 18, 2010

mountie hat

A male condom either manufactured, purchased, or utilized for/by any purpose/individual in any Canadian province or territory.

1: Up for a quick mount?
2: Do you have a mountie hat?

by whigrat November 15, 2018

sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.

I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!

by BadMedicine December 9, 2008

Wino Hat

A: a bad haircut you get from a bum.

B: a sock cap with vomit in it. Like a yarmulke but less kosher.

C: An everyday wearable colander.

No matter the definition, all are owned by an American Urban legend in the blues world known only as Honest Drangle.

Definition 1

Man 1: "Bro your hair looks awful what happened?"
Man 2: "I got a wino hat for 3 bucks. Cheaper and more hipster than mainstream haircuts!"

Definition 2

Mom: "Merry Christmas! Santa got drunk and gave you a wino hat!"
Tiny Tim Tebow: "Oh joy! This is much better than a regular sock cap! God bless us, everyone!"

Definiton 3

"Man I have this pan full of spaghetti but there's all this hot water in the pan too! If only I had a wino hat so I would always be able to drain my pasta on the go!"

by loginabox22 October 26, 2012