Kyle-Handed

When a guy with commitment issues hands back the feelings you felt for him, and he just moves on to the next thing with boobs and a vagina. He says he just dumped a girl for you, making you feel special and then BAM before you know it, he uses the same line on the next girl handy.

I basically Kyle-handed her.

by Britta B. Davis May 1, 2011

Glad handed

Glad handed is when you play a game of basketball and someone grabs your buns when you're down low.

I was in the lane and Buddy threw me the ball, next thing I know, someone glad handed me.

by Old_savage August 6, 2016

handsex

Masturbation, jacking off, wanking, etc. Cherie's favourite thing to do with her dick.

Cherie has handsex with her dick.

by Steaver370 May 7, 2004

halsey

a multi talented artist who can sing, dance, cook, draw and whose mind is super powerful. unsuccessful people sometimes hate on her for the clout but they can stay pressed she doesn't care.

i've met god and she's a halsey

by hoe4hals August 11, 2019

Hansel

When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail

CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.

by Rbrum May 16, 2018

side handed ape gribbler

is when you gingerly GINGERLY!!!!!
slide your hand down the musky leathery crook of your swath. Eagerly sniff your thumb webbing and become completely appualed by the combined stench of sack sweat and bowel residues.

What the fuck Jesse? did you just give yourself a "side handed ape gribbler" because your hand totally reeks of frumunda.

by chunk shlagle November 14, 2006

left handed hug

to firmly hug someone and hold them with one arm close and tight, preferably with your dominate arm for strength purposes, then slowly slide your free hand down that person's back, spreading their meat-cheeks with your hands and penetrating their chocolate starfish with your fingers, thus a forced reach-around.

My girl friend broke up with me so I asked for one last hug goodbye, needless to say it was a "left handed hug".

by humbleguy November 12, 2011