Yoshi Hand

The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited

*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro
Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)

Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)

River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)

Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch
by StarsnBars4x4 May 14, 2007
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Cinnamon Hands

The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.

You tried that didn't you?
Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o

Tanner had cinnamon hands!
by SADXRULZ May 18, 2010
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Party Hands

When you play so much Mario Party with your bros that you get blisters on the palms of your hands.
Chris: Dude what's wrong with your hands?

Alex: Bro I've just been playing Mario Party 1 for the last week straight. Shit gives you party hands, bro
by THEdickhatch June 17, 2014
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gay hands

The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.
Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!
by WiseOldGrunt January 05, 2008
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hand

Brent-"hey, how was your exam"
Me-"brutal, i stuck my hand in my pants and started itching my penis, and the teacher saw and took my test away"
Brent-"that sucks"
Me-"well, atleast i came!"
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hover hand

Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"

When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.

The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."

"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"

"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV
by HannesFury January 23, 2011
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Ham Hands

A person with massive hands that are best suited for squeezing or destroying things
"Hey Ham Hands, come squeeze the shit out of these limes for me."

"Dude, those ham hands were made for destruction. You should have been a Viking or something like that."
by The TOB March 10, 2010
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