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academic hustler

academic hustler: n.

a student who attempts to manipulate, cheat or guilt a professor (usually college) into assigning a higher grade then earned. academic hustlers usually will resort to flagrant lies, half-truths, phantom illnesses, or--if all fails--provocative flirting and bribery. the hustling is more prevalent, during the last 2 weeks of the semester, but can occur at anytime.

during their college years, most have been reprimanded by professors for cheating and plagiarism. in addition, many have used "test banks" or paid socially inept honor students to do their work, in exchange for superficial friendship.

most academic hustlers (if they are graduated) will end up chronically unemployed due to incompetence, because they lack basic skills that they failed to learn while hustling professors.

at its core, academic hustlers are blinded by a misguided sense of entitlement, chronic laziness and total disrespect for higher education.
last semester in my class, he asked me not to fail him for never showing up to class, because he NEEDS at least a B to get into grad school; and he's willing to do anything to pass. what an academic hustler!
by prof_teach December 25, 2010
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numba 1 hustler

numba 1 hustler penatrated sam's mom with his dangerous dong
by alexsutcliffe January 28, 2007
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Tennis-shoe Hustla

When you are so fly u are above a pimp or a mac etc. Tennis Shoe hustla is not always used in the context of women although it abviously can be. you see son when uze a TSH you jus so fresh.
Ignant nigga: ay yo you aint nothin but a Tennis-shoe Hustla
Edjumacatid mo fo: nigga dats ignant (proceeds to whop on ignant niggas ass)
by That mo fo' July 6, 2006
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bonafied hustla

some straight up nigga who fucks up bitches and deals that crack to otha niggas or just coked out white boys
nigga i just hustled that shit

aw shit nigga uze a bonafied hustla
by OG Local Police August 17, 2008
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Grade A Hustla

A verse from Yung Joc's Rap in the song "I Love You" by Cheri Dennis. It's stating that he is a excellent hustla(note the "Grade A")
The part of the verse from the song "I Love you" by Cheri Dennis Feat. Yung Joc." I'm a Grade A Hustla, certified 'G'"
by Katrina June 16, 2006
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hustler

the name of our shitty basketball team thats like 0-7
the hustlers sucked our balls today. thats probably what the ballas say after we lose to them!!
by hey what r u eating April 8, 2005
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air hustla

Wen someone is listen'n 2 ya comvo and not in tha mix
Dude 1: yo luk at those air hustlas they heard everything we said
Dude 2: (out loud) AIR HUSTLA !!!
by Urie January 6, 2008
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