mah hoessss

calling a group of people an ancient and versatile agricultural and horticultural hand tool

Me: How are you mah hoessss
mah hoessss: were good i just finished harvesting crops

by mah hoessss February 24, 2018

Hoesturbate

Hoesturbate: When a hoe appears to be masturbating.

Holy Shit! Look at that girl hoesturbate!

by Gummy Kitten September 1, 2021

Hoestory

Hoe+History

The history of a hoe

"That girl got so much hoestory she could write a book"

"That can go in the great book of hoestory"

"Having yo naked pictures out their is apart of yo hoestory"

by Enlighten_Differnt July 19, 2017

hoesome

a wholesome hoe

Samantha is done hoein’, now she’s settled down and hoesome.

by Literalthot March 2, 2018

Hoesly

Hoesly refers to a member of the Hoesly clan, a highly influential and advanced race of people with above average looks, intelligence, and personality. There are multiple individual Hoesly families, all owning their own business. The Wisconsin Hoesly's are apparently the largest group and own Hoesly's meats, however contact has been limited since the great migration West on the Oregon Trail. The Vancouver Hoesly's own the best auto repair shop in the area, and the Portland Hoesly's are involved on both sides of the law. The nearby Ridgefield Hoesly's are busy building a Hoesly compound, where all true Hoesly's can live together relying on eachother, and declare their own sovereign nation, and/or survive the impending apocalypse, or something.

stranger:"Hey your last name is Hoesly, I can make fun of that word quite easily!"

Hoesly: *bites thumb and adds to list of enemies of the family*

by Dr. Jose von Hoesly June 13, 2011

Hoesnatch

A girl that wears a dress or skirt so short that you can see either her panties, lack there of or junk as she approaches you full frontal.

While at a reggae concert we saw a hoesnatch wearing a red tube top dress. Not only could you see her white panties as she approached but you could see the outline of all undergarments through the dress because it was so tight.

Advice: if you hoesnatches are going to flash your panties at least coordinate them with your outfit!

by Ash-hole Peace August 18, 2009

Hoester Strudel

A particularly slutty girl, who may have sweet side. The strawberry filling symbolizes all that is slutty, while the icing symbolizes all that is sweet.

This can be used as a term of endearment between two close friends, or as an insult/derogatory term.

1. heyyyy my lovely hoester strudel, wanna get ready for the party together? lolololol xoxo

2. Oh my god. Did you see the amount of cleavage that bitch was showing today? She is such a Hoester Strudel.

by maddielucy December 31, 2010