Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!
by Abacabb1984 March 9, 2016
A sexual act where "Partner A" uses a taser on "Partner B" at the beginning of orgasm, sending electricity through both partners via their genital connection.
Police: mam, why did you taser yourself during the assault?
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
Woman: I didn't mean to, but when I used the taser on him I accidentally gave myself The Grounding Rod.
by DigitalDick March 19, 2023
Potatoes, because they are one of the only foods that someone can live completely off of, and there are so many varieties, just as with fish.
by PotatoMan9123 June 18, 2021
The opposite of moral high ground.
Tishawn took the moral low ground and decided to hit that pussy without a condom, even though he doesn't want to be a future baby daddy.
by PartyMonkey2000 January 17, 2023
Grounding wood; when you miss the flying wood so much you become the opposite of flying and are now grounded. Grounding wood can appear when you are in immediate need of The flying wood back in your life
Person 1: “I just him so much and I feel so horrible about it and I don’t know why.”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
Person 2 “you probably have grounding wood”
by Yanni734 January 17, 2023
In aviation, people that work with airplanes but don't fly airplanes. Baggage handlers, fuelers, engineers, groomers, etc.,
"We had to cancel the flight yesterday because some ground people backed a truck into the airplane."
by WILLIS CHEESE May 7, 2022
When your parents restrict you from any electronic usage for bad grades, behavior, trolling, or just plain spending too much time on electronics.
Parents: "Son, you received an F on your report card. You are officially e-Grounded."
Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"
Son: "OMGWTFBBQ!?!?!"
by wetbitchtits November 29, 2010