sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Goofy goober

A silly goofy person who is generally silly and funny

He's such a goofy goober

She's always been such a goofy goober

by beeleebabo March 26, 2024

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goober

A silly person - A Goofy Person

haha,you silly goober

by dabbirabbid June 18, 2024

Goober

A virgin loser who watches Dragon Ball.

Tyler, The Creator said Dragon Ball fans are gooberd who don't have any friends. And I tend to agree.

by It burns when I pee lol July 8, 2018

Goober

A fool

"He is such a goober"

by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022

massive goober

A person who double majors in economics and history

I'm a double major, so massive goober basically.

by MassiveGoober86 December 8, 2025