easy glide

When a girl is not tight but also loose so your dick glides right on in.

Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Great we fucked and her pussy was an easy glide.
wow sounds perfect

by houston23 December 17, 2014

douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Cock Glider

A real penis loving homosexual who endlessly is on a quest for new cock. Hence gliding around from cock to cock.

"Man that Lead Singer from Sinister X is a real Cock Glider"

by The Real Cock Loin October 30, 2017

coleman gilbert

A loathesome type of creature. Vomits, shits and pisses like a 12 yr old dog. Lover of cocaine, duster/cool whip and most muscle relaxers.

Man I got shit canned like Coleman Gilbert last night ...

I’m thinking of throwing up on purpose like Coleman Gilbert

by Raleighboy UNC12 April 22, 2018

Ash Gilbert

Is the absolute definition of a dickhead.

Ash Gilbert is such a dickhead and little cretin

by Lollol1999 May 10, 2018

Sugar Glider

The sexual act of ejaculating into a persons armpit so when they lift up their arm the semen spreads imitating the flying flap.

Hey bro, I totally gave her a sugar glider last night!

by Armata March 12, 2019