The name of one of the twins in the Weasley family from Harry Potter. Fred is part of the comedic duo between him and his brother George Weasley. Fred was sadly killed in The Battle of Hogwarts in the seventh book/movie
by Hufflepuff potato June 27, 2019

by darealoginnit April 24, 2022

they are ment to be bffs rosalie and fred will always have each others backs. they love the same things and sometimes think of the same thing with out realizing it. they dont want to say it but they would rather play only with each other. they may fight a lot but they really are bffs at the end. bene your name is fred and you see rosalie you will feel a connection like oh i wanna be her and bene rosalie will see fred she will wanna be you.
fred; hey that girl looks cool
rosalie; hey that girl looks cool
fred and rosalie ; wanna be friends (hahah said it at the same time)
rosalie; hey that girl looks cool
fred and rosalie ; wanna be friends (hahah said it at the same time)
by whatsupgossip May 1, 2018

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Have you ever thought about having passionate sex with a small animal you might be like a Fred. Have you ever played Multiverses for 5 hours at a time you might be like a Fred. Do you ever constantly bring up Outlast trails even after your friends yell at you you might be like a Fred. Allthough these things are bad Fred is always a good person to have around whether its for fun times or "fun times" if you know what I mean (rough gay sex). To sum it all up Fred is a hardcore gay lover and an even more hardcore gay friend, we love fred. (and his asshole).
Me: hey Fred you wanna go to the park and hang out
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
Fred: Sure but lets have butt sex rq then we can go
Me: OHHH YEAHHHH
by Havvok November 23, 2024

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.
Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
Guy: No problem Fred.
Neighbor: What was that!!!?
Scenario 2
Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!
Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.
Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!
by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016
