Alberta fork lift operator

This just means that you have an IQ of a genius, have a massive penis, and you're an absolute lady's man

Buddy guy I had the best orgy last weak because ya know im an alberta fork lift operator, The woman just can't stay off me

by Who cares my friend August 4, 2023

Forking

The action of using a picking food with fork in order to eat.

Claire was forking the tomato’s. They were so good.

by Edoward R. Scissorshabd March 12, 2023

stick a fork in the road

To change the direction of popular opinion

The United States needs to stick a fork in the road about climate change denial.

by Fuzzybuzzzz October 31, 2018

Forking

The act of putting a mans penis in feces
While cuddling

Forking is my favorite activity

by 🦫 beaver July 12, 2021

Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).

Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."

by tabintoeth May 26, 2018

Forking

It is a revolutionized sex style. This sex style involves four dudes and one girl, wherein all the dudes placed the hee-haws on the girl's holes, specifically four holes: one in the nostril, one in the mouth, one in the bootyhole, and one in Debussy.

It is also a polite way of saying "fucking/fuck (fork)". Same energy with "firetruck"

"I heard forking is a very good way to please someone sexually" - Aaron

*proceeds to helicopter in the bootyhole*

"fork you, you mother trucker" - some random virgin kid who plays Fortnite for a living

by NKCM November 5, 2021

Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.

Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.

by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024