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Football Club Barcelona

A football club that has historically been Real Madrid's bitch, and which has recently found relative glory resulting into the increase of large number of plastic fans.
Football Club Barcelona has ugly jersey. They are also champions of frauds, giving orgy to player's father, illegally bringing kids to academy etc.
by Officer Fireman September 8, 2015
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Celtic Football club

Second best team in Scotland who strive to be as good as there Rivals Glasgow Rangers but never can or will
They are supported by Tattie munchen tarriers also known as the great unwashed.
They ( there supporters) are usually People who scrounge off the Department of social security as they are lazy and dont work hence the nickname for the stadium " The San Giro"
Look at that dirty smelly tarrier at the celtic football club end
by broxibear August 29, 2009
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Football

A sport played mostly by egotistic assholes.
Man look at how buff I am because of football.
by Carl_Doee May 25, 2013
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Suny Maritime Football

a sad excuse for a D3 team in the NCAA they are shadowed by all the other D3 teams at maritime. With its ten coachs the team proudly loses on a weekly basis, when facing this team physical disabilities are not a factor as the lose to the Deaf team on a annual basis. With a grandstand of fans made up only by half the players parents its always a good showing. This team drains the little retarted step child of the suny system of many resourses including money which is not easy to find. Many students feel the team should be scrapped similar to the stallworth or sunk to the bottom of some deep body of water.

Members of the team are quick to judge other teams like the sailing team which its ranked top fifteen in the country and the crew team which is also ranked well. The maritime football is a sad excuse for a team at all ... but because the are a football team the school throws money at them thinlong we are some ivy leage school

Suny Maritime Football sucklike similar to the Maritime Blast who is farmiliar to the team
hey did you go to the game the other night,

responce.. no i had something better to do

... what was that ........ poke my eyes out

hey did you hear about the game this weekendto watch "suny maritime football"...... no

im thinking about trying out for our football team..... why because you feel bad for the hearing impared and you want to help there self esteem
by joker2727 November 30, 2009
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toe jam football

to sit while picking funk from under your toenails or even in between them (come`s from after a long day on you feet)you produce this SHIT into a ball, Then uou try to fling it like a booger towards someone in the room you are in...... Also see uncle tom
Dude! I scored on them twice last nite!They didnt even know iI was playing TOE JAM FOOTBALL!
by onenut April 29, 2003
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football

The gayest sport in all the world, even gayer than men's synchronised fisting in pink leotards to "Small Town Boy" by Bronski Beat.

An excuse to watch men in shorts lock legs with other men in shorts while they try to shoot white balls into your gaping orifice while your team mate tries in vain to prevent said hole from being violated.

So gay that supporters of football "teams" hold regular pride parades resulting in "who's the gayest" skirmishes to see who can be the first in prison to get bum raped.
"Hey man do you like football?"

"No I prefer tits to balls."
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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american football

classed as sport for some reason that isn't understood by anyone not american.

nobody knows the rules

it lasts for 4 hours or more but they only play for 10 minutes all together

players wear enough padding to survive a fall from a plane...

...except for on their legs. in which case very tight spandex seems to be all that is needed

most of the game is spent squatting and yelling until somebody gets frustrated and hurls the ball away
guy #1: i wanna play a sport but i'm to fat and lazy

guy #2: you know what, i could sign you up for american football if you want
by British and Proud December 28, 2008
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