Zit Farmer 

When someone has several pimples breaking out all at same time,like a farmers crops growing and sprouting up.

"Damn, Eddie has pimples all over his back!"

"Yeah, He's a Zit Farmer. He should pop them and have a pimple harvest."

Zit Farmer by pacmanlak August 16, 2010

Dirty Farmer 

When having sex missionary the person on top excretes on the sheets. Then pulls out and manovours themselves onto the other side of the faeces. Once in place the top person grabs the legs of the unsuspecting partner and precedes to pull them through like a plough. With the disgust of being pulled through excrement the standard "Ew Er!" will be heard - hence the term dirty farmer

Omg I was despirate for a shit when I was fucking George last night, ended up having a proper dirty farmer.

Dirty Farmer by dirty cat January 23, 2015

Drew Farmer 

a sugarhoneysexybaby thats a rockstar in bed ;)

my gorgeous boyfriend

Drew Farmer by kel March 21, 2005

hair farmer 

a dude that grows his hair out like a chick

Rob Hamilton and Chad Williams are hair farmer s

hair farmer by Rob Kelly_RJC December 19, 2008

troll farmer

One who dies his hair calf scour yellow and drives his 2003 250cc Yamaha Beartracker ATV around the yard with annoying glass packs on it.

A troll farmer is the Honey Badger's cousin.

Mitch's atv makes him look like a troll farmer.
The man looks like a troll farmer.

troll farmer by legit_dr_derek March 23, 2012

potato farmer

A man or woman who is only attracted to a member of the opposite sex when they are in a relationship.

That potato farmer stole my wife

potato farmer by jobe the lawnmower man October 5, 2011

Potato Farmer

A ethnic person who prefers the company of country white folk

Yo Lisa is such a Potato Farmer, she goes out to the country just for the guys.

Potato Farmer by Johnny_Bravo October 10, 2008