facebook official

how you know shit's real.

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.

by kscar May 4, 2008

facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.

Emily is a Facebook Photographer

by Master bv October 12, 2010

Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

by Simple corn January 20, 2011

facebook spam

All those super-annoying requests you get from friends. Some are fun, but most are lame and time-consuming.

Various Facebook Spam: Hey friend! How'd you like to be neighbors? Come join me in Cafe World, where you can create your own cafe, hire your friends to work, craft recipes and more!

by natasha?the.apple! February 14, 2010

Facebook pundit

A person who uses Facebook to make political comments and advocate a particular point of view. Said person is inclined to get involved in debates with other Facebook users by exchanging comments on a post.

Girl 1: What does John talk about on Facebook?
Girl 2: Oh, I usually just skip over his posts. He's always talking about political stuff. He's such a Facebook pundit.

by JPJP January 24, 2010

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012