facebook official

how you know shit's real.

1: hey man, are you going out with sally yet?
2: yeah, dude, it's facebook official now.

by kscar May 4, 2008

Facebook Photographer

This is some kid who was given or purchased a DSLR and now believes they are photographers. Like every picture they take could be in a gallery.

Emily is a Facebook Photographer

by Master bv October 12, 2010

facebook fucker

A person that beats off to others "Selfie's".

And may friend request someone just to get a look at their Photo album.

Facebook Fucker: Yea I fuck all kinds of women on Facebook.
Person 2: Have you ever fucked any off of Facebook.

by selvol December 17, 2013

Facebook Loser

A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.

"Hey Jared, wtf is with this dude/chicks statuses?" Jared: "Oh there a facebook loser don't worry"

by Simple corn January 20, 2011

Facebook Coma

The phenomenon where a Facebook user temporarily loses control of his or her brain function as a result of (or leading to) an endless loop of reading status updates and trolling through profile pages. Often occurs as a result of procrastination or boredom.

Oh, no! What time is it? I must have been in a Facebook Coma. The last thing I remember was signing on...

by brifrye June 3, 2010

facebook diving

Going DEEP into someone's facebook profile and liking comments and/or posts he/she wrote eons ago.

She was just facebook diving and 'liked' a comment I wrote on this random dude's wall last year!

by RaphieIsARealNinja February 17, 2012

Facebook Fifteen

The shortlived fame someone seeks and receives by doing something stupid only for people to forget about it shortly thereafter upon realizing its insignificance.

Joe: dude, did you hear about that girl that drank 20 red bulls a day?
Jeff: yeah, she just wanted her Facebook Fifteen

by Dirk Pitt June 27, 2017