fraternal twins

Born at the same time from the same sperm.

We had fraternal twins.

by Aaron Sw August 8, 2008

tempting fate

when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.

Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....

by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010

Flate

To air up, like a basketball or a tire or a tube.

I need to flate up that ball!

by SethJustGotOwned July 19, 2011

Fateen

Hacker boy

fuck you fateen :)

by I love afrasiyab November 11, 2020

broken farted

When you except your ass to release a big fart but instead you're left with a tiny fart that doesn't satisfy your farting needs

You: I thought I was gonna rip a big one today but I was let down because it was a tiny one I'm broken farted.

by Wild Owls Sienna August 8, 2016

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006

Triangle Fraternity

The biggest non-frat on campus at Purdue University. A collection of total douches that sit around and do math problems from sun up to sun down. They throw some of the biggest sausage fest parties around and don't even let girls into most of their parties. They try to be exclusive an not let people in unless they are on their "list" but really, they are just acting like big dogs an nobody wants to go to their gay shit-box parties anyway.

"Hey, want to go to a party at Triangle Fraternity?"
"Ummm we might as well just get butt-raped by a bunch of homosexual nerds..."
"Shit, I forgot, Triangle is reserved for the douche fucks who think they are part of a frat."
"Damn straight, lets go have sex with girls instead."

by Honesty is my policy November 5, 2011