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Falcons

The best NFL team in the league, based in the epic city of Atlanta. the Fans are great and female falcon fans are sexy. before 2013, they had 5 winning seasons in a row, and are poised to win a SB in the next 3 years. Led by a top 5 QB in Matt Ryan, with the #2 and #3 best WRs in the NFL in Roddy White and Julio Jones. They also have a Solid LB corps lead by Sean Weatherspoon and Paul Worrilow, and a very young Secondary with the CB duo of Desmond Trufant and Robert Alford.

Most teams with the Falcons on their schedule will cry, knowing it will be an automatic loss.
Cleavland Brown fan: We got the Falcons in the DOME in 2014!? WTF NFL?

Aints fan: LOL we got a ring over 30 years ago by cheating, and we still going to put it in your face trolololol.

Steelers Fan: we Also have to go to the dome... FUUUUU

Lions fan: oh shyt! the Falcons are undefeated outside the country and we have to get owned to them in London? WHY NFL WHY?
by b17 January 30, 2014
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Falon

Yo josh falon isn’t flat at all
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Faloon

A twat with a hoarse or fading voice who pops up where you least expect a person to pop up.
"That person sounds like a Faloon... Should we help him?"
"I woke up this morning and sounded like a Faloon... Do you have anything to help?"
"I don't know what you're talking about, you're acting like a Faloon."
by FJFJFJFJ January 4, 2008
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Falcons

Best fucking football team in the league with the best QB- Michael Vick
The Falcons r the most badass team and derserve the superbowl
by anonomous May 13, 2005
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Falcor

A guy who works in the office opposite me, he looks exactly like the magical flying oversized dog-like dragon that transported the main character in The Never-ending Story.
Yo ' Falcor did you sleuth anyone on your emails today ?

Yeeeew' Falcor your one ugly Flid!!
by Slueth June 5, 2016
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Falco Agenda

When 0 to death/cutscene combo’d by or as Falco
That Falco combo was amazing the Falco Agenda is real af
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jimmy fallon

Quite possibly the least talented, least funny human being in existence. The living embodiment of "mediocrity". The personification of "cringe". 🤦 ♂️😬

As a stand-up comedian fallon was known for his mildly decent celebrity impressions — which sounded like the celebrities he was imitating, though he never made any actual "jokes" using said impressions. On saturday night live he was known for constantly breaking character and laughing in every sketch he was in (a characteristic lorne michaels seemed to adore 🙄). As a late night talk show host jimmy fallon is renowned for his poor monologue delivery, terrible jokes which illicit no laughter (unless you're a live audience member who is forced to fake laugh whenever the "applause sign" lights up), shitty interviewing skills, and forcing his celebrity guests to play asinine games as a "time filler" and as a distraction from his complete and utter lack of comedic talent.
by Squat Cobbler 187 January 29, 2023
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