Adam and Eve Roster

Adam and eve roster titled after the birth of something and ends with an apple they pick but in this reality they never should be picking and need to rewrite history to hide what they really did and somehow get a "fresh start" but the first line of their theme song is "we don't stop until you die" so hope they don't call you, thats just the tip!

Who is next on the Adam and Eve roster? Lets check the whiteboard in your kitchen, sterling nature center was easy to cover up but that porn we made titled "Adam and Eve" is do disturbing we need to make it funny....

by wottleofbine November 21, 2025

eve

eve is the most prettiest girl on earth

eve is such a pretti girl 🤝🤝

by karlovemilfs May 31, 2021

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025

Eve wagland

A person who has average size feet and a very pretty face. Has an amazing taste in british comedies and jewellery.

Wow that person is eve wagland

by Eve p December 22, 2021

Christmas's eves anniversary

on january 24 its 1 monthe since christmas eve

today is christmas's eves anniversary

by @1millstaraj December 8, 2023

Eve Sahulka

The most wonderful and hilarious person on the planet. She is the bomb and a cool cat. She is also a genius.

Oh look at Eve Sahulka she so cool.
ya ik, shes the BOMB.

by sexywoman1234 March 28, 2013

Phynix eve

Such a sassy doe that loves robux. May call her companions nicknames such as: pumpkin pie, apple pie, sugar wugar bear and kitten. Dog face shits emojis (🥺)

Your being phynix eve rn you horny ass bitch I hope your dog dies in your greasy house

by Lxcky December 27, 2021