Easel

Noun: A person who fits the acronym E.A.S.L (Easy And Sloppy Lay)

An easel can often be seen at bars or clubs a little bit past tipsy, out of shape, and have no business wearing that skin-tight midriff shirt. An easel is a sure thing when you need to get laid and don't care by who.

1: "Man, there are not too many good lookin' chicks out tonight. I may have to settle for one of these easels."

by JakkedXun September 1, 2011

bunny ears

its when you stick your 2 fingers in a vagina and then spread them as far apart as possible

i just bunny ears'd your mom

by bunnyearsd December 5, 2010

long ears

Old man with little or no hair. Aging makes nose and ears more pronounced.

Long Ears, you and grandma get outta the passing lane dangit.

Shit, got behind long ears at the cafeteria and it took forever.

by r3dcut November 30, 2010

Clap the erasers

When I went to school in the 30’s, at the end of every day a couple of students were assigned to knock that day’s build up of chalk dust from writing on the blackboard. So, they would go outside and clap two erasers together for a couple of minutes to knock out the chalk dust.

Susan, you and Billy clap the erasers.

by Amicare June 19, 2020

holy christ thats the worst thing ive ever heard stop it or youre gonna make my ears bleed

Linkin Park.

OWSHIT OWSHIT OWSHIT EARS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
get the point, yes yes?

by Tion The One February 1, 2004

earles

are defined by their large and thick penises, and they are one-woman men. They make up for it with their incredible giggle.

Person #1: Did you see that guy?
Person #2: Yeah, he was hung like an Earles!!

by tgirrrl May 13, 2010

floppy eared sailor

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.

Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.

by GDUN August 14, 2007