Half an ex

Someone who you thought liked you and thought it was all going somewhere, only to find out the person you spoke to didn’t label anything and didn’t feel the same about you.

Instead of making a fool of yourself and saying that you guys dated (when the person you spoke to would say that you guys never dated), well, behold the newest definition - half an ex!

Her: I can’t believe you would lead me on like that!! I thought you liked me.
Him: Well we never agreed on labels. And you’re not an ex so
Her: You’re right. We’re not exes, and thank god for that! You’re half an ex!

by asffhk February 26, 2020

how to get over my ex

HEY, your ex never deserved you. now pick that crown up, wipe them tears off your face and be the bad ass you are. also if you feel like it amos (add me on snapchat) @ommoore28 i need friends and if you wanna talk about it i can help you just add me:)

other person: “i don’t know how to get over my ex”
me: “your ex never deserved you”

by hahahahahaahhiiiiii1928373919 April 11, 2020

American Histrionic EX

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.

Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.

by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

Deus Ex

Short for Deus Ex Machina, or the literary term for an event or person coming out of the blue and doing something miraculous or unprecedented.

The game of the same name has your character, JC Denton coming from nowhere and changing the world drastically in a matter of days.

We worked as slaves to the terrible aliens for years, and then Eminem came over and detonated a nuke on the planet. Talk about Deus Ex!

by Kenthar March 17, 2004

Deus Ex'd

Much like Candlejack, the mere mention of Deus Ex will cause at least one person to re-install and play through this godly game. The victims of this action have been "Deus Ex'd."

Gamer 1: Man. This game is awesome. . . like, Deus Ex awesome.

Gamer 2: Fuck you guy, now I have to play Deus Ex again.

Gamer 3: Ha ha, you've been Deus Ex'd.

by Acid Laced PenguiN September 10, 2009

deus ex slot machina

A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.

Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?

Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...

by atds June 20, 2009

Pre-Ex Status

A relationship along the same lines as friends with benefits, except that the male initiating the relationship pretends to have feelings for a woman just to engage in sexual intercourse with her.

Man 1: Yo, Man 2, you seen that one bitch at the shop?
Man 2: Hell yeah, I'd like to get to pre-ex status with that bitch.

by Ditno October 3, 2011