Douche Milk

A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.

Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.

by Diana in Oregon January 23, 2009

douche bag chic

A look popularized by urban hipsters and characterized by the wearing of loud, overpriced clothing. It is commonly seen on tattooed gym junkies and pseudo-rocker chicks.

Sue: "Hey, look at Joe. He's wearing an Ed Hardy t-shirt and a new pair of Affliction jeans."

Jan: "Yeah, he is really rocking the 'douche bag chic' look today."

by phoenixjpb February 11, 2009

Curb Douche

n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.

Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.

by The Atomic Pun July 14, 2009

couch douche

it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.

Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.

by ubcanth2010-couchdouche October 9, 2010

big douche

Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead

1. big douche

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.

Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

by Jefe's mom May 16, 2011

On Docs

That's facts

That's on moms

Jandy's dog is obese, and thats on docs.

by DaddyJandy September 10, 2019

Boost Douche

A person who randomly chirps other people on their Boost Mobile phones at 1AM to bullshit. These people are normally broke 9 out of 10 times, have no minutes on their accounts have the time, and have 2 friends, hence they have to milk their account for $1 a day.

So i was fucking my girl, and then my phone goes off, when I look, i didn't recognize the number.

It was a Boost Douche.

by OD Fa Real July 28, 2006