Cotton Donkey

Euphemism for Tampon.

Guy 1: "Man, I can't believe when I parted the red sea I would wind up with THIS on my hand"
Guy 2: "Too bad she wasn't on her cotton donkey."

by AnieBear January 28, 2011

donkey punching

when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop

i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it

by slightly_stoopid_paper-mushroom October 4, 2003

you-suck-giant-donkey-balls

a phrase to describe someone who sucks giant donkey balls.

Hey!!! You-suck-giant-donkey-balls!!!

by m4rk 4 4w3s0m3 April 10, 2004

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One who cornholes asses and feasts upon excrement

Pee-Wee Herman, AKA: Paul Reubens

by Art Vandelay November 13, 2003

donkey fucker

One who has sexual relations with members of the Democratic political party.

Monica Lewinsky is a donkey fucker.

by Z-English April 3, 2003

donkey penis

Howard Dean.

I saw a 1979 Pinto with a Donkey Penis in 2004 sticker on it.

by Steven November 22, 2003

Dooney and Bourke

The epitome of mismatching colors, animal skins and African baby hair all jumbled together to make one, butt-ugly mismatched purse.

"Did you puke all over your shoulder and arm?"
"No! It's my Dooney and Bourke purse OMG STFU!!!"

by Ms. Drac January 6, 2009