Doofdick

A person that just makes you brain glitch so you call them something they’ll never expect

TINIYAH: yo, I elbowed a Sasquatch with my foreheads knee!!

Gourney: lmao wut?

TINIYAH: wat?

Gourney: Doofdick

by JaiGELLED August 7, 2019

DOOFUS

Ni**gaz that like to get their a** eaten.

Me n Jim had a dope time, I’m such a doofus!

by suedohim August 16, 2019

Doofus

Lorrena

You are a doofus

by Bannanamandan September 30, 2019

doofi

n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.

by gnostic3 October 13, 2019

doofatarian

An idiotic knobhead who constantly moans about feeling ill, as he has nothing else interesting to say. He bores even the tamest person in the world so much they want to beat him with razor wire covered bat.

Yet again he’s moaning about feeling ill, there’s nothing wrong with the doofatarian!

by Bobby 1969 October 16, 2019

Doofusness

Basically the noun form of doofus.

"You are a huge load of doofusness!"

by L_Bozo_+_Ratio October 17, 2019

Doofi

Race of aliens from Doofundland who are exceptionally smart but socially awkward. They are brilliant engineers, have mastered space travel and many of science mysteries, yet cannot verbally talk to each other. They all dress similar to each other but bits and pieces of flare is allowed. They love capitalism and anything can be available to anyone.

The Doofi have civilizations on many planets, moons, and asteroids.

by Dixie Chickenhawk October 20, 2019