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Common Derek L

Referring to a fail or a epic fail. Can be used to describe fails such as, getting arrested and charged with vandalism on May 21 2023, having L rizz, messing up relationships, being short, being a cracker, being a short skinny cracker, losing a game, getting insulted, losing an item or a friend, and failing a test.
“They just died in a car crash
“That’s just a common Derek L”
by Sterek Dack May 24, 2023
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Derek Johnson

Someone who uses conspiracy theories to profiteer from the elderly and mentally handicapped.
Did you see Kelly Brady’s new video? She’s such a Derek Johnson the way she begs for money.
by Salty Soldier June 1, 2023
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It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.
“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”
by Franleen February 26, 2023
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derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!
Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect
by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024
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Derek Pitsch

100 percent exotic 200 percent asshole, 1-10 on looks 9-10 on jokes, 100-10 on attitude.
That Derek Pitsch is a loveable asshole.
by 1234fu July 22, 2024
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dirty Derek King benn NE

When somebody is pegging there grandpa while he shats out ballistic charts on your balls and makes them move like a punching bag while calling you a good ass boy while a little kid defacates in your mouth.
I wanna dirty derek King benn NE my dad so bad
by vxid.ryft March 28, 2025
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Audrey and Derek

Established at 10:53 on April 3rd 2025 when it was realized Nobody could fuck as good as Derek and Audrey.
Guy: damn you see that new girl? I heard she fucks like Audrey.
Guy 2: no way. Nobody fucks like Audrey except Audrey. And trust me, that ain’t Audrey. Nobody fucks like Audrey and Derek.
by Taylor-Taylor April 3, 2025
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