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oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.
“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”
by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025
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17 years and 364 days old

Person: I am 17 years and 364 days old.
Other person: damn bro you cooked 💀
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025
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swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
“Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

“Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”
by tiredofswearingtodays December 24, 2025
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give your girl a sweatshirt days

give your girl a sweatshirt is her berthday is on the 12, 19, or 21 because she needs one (;
by dumbooo May 12, 2020
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AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS

when your in a street fight and one of your biggest homeboys grabs an enemy by the arm and punches them repeatedly in the back of the head while completing a full circle
little dude went around the world in 80 DAYS and went straight to sleep
by Freeport BEAR February 15, 2022
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Around the World in 80 Days

Sleeping with at least one person each of White, Black, Asian, Middle Eastern, and Native American decent within an 80 day window.
In college I didn't have cash to travel, but I did manage to go Around the World in 80 Days tearing through the sororities!
by Definitely not Gooch March 8, 2023
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