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david

david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
by essskeetit May 3, 2018
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David

DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
by spiritualslut July 2, 2019
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David

A very sexy and good looking guy. He gets all of the girls and has a big pp. He is the greatest person to ever walk the face of the earth. If you are a girl than you should go get with him now.
David you are the most awesome guy ever.
by The knowledge tree October 25, 2019
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David

David. A nice tall guy but with a dark secret...He’s a child sodomizer
Wow did you see David come in the other day? He was so nice but I’m pretty sure he got arrested leaving the restaurant
by Mrchickenman autobiographer November 4, 2020
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David

All david's are cute and kool.
Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!
by NotDavidOkay August 24, 2020
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David

Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
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David

An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay
by JonasF October 4, 2019
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