he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation
by ur dads pp June 1, 2020
Get the Davidmug. by JonasF October 4, 2019
Get the Davidmug. This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.
by CringeAF May 25, 2020
Get the Davidmug. david garcia mean someone who is A Sick ass foo very chill and funny and does dumb shit often but hes chill he your daddy.
david will fuck you up
by essskeetit May 3, 2018
Get the davidmug. DAVID: "Beloved"
Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament
Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes
In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.
Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.
When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.
A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.
David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament
Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes
In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.
Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.
When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.
A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.
David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
by spiritualslut July 2, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
by Ogmudbone69420 May 9, 2018
Get the Davidmug. David is ya'know a great friends he is kinda gay but what the hell. Everyone knows who he is, but he gets shy about weiner, yes. David also reffered to as Davo is the biggest fan of Ajit Pai
by Cum_mAn June 1, 2020
Get the Davidmug.