Maypole dancing

The term for the song fucking hardest shit you will ever attempt to do that you may or may not ever be forced to try

When my group tried maypole dancing on medieval day, we ended up with a huge knot, four scraped knees, one person caught in a tangle of ribbons and way too many people crying of frustration. And we thought it looked simple.

by here we go again May 24, 2019

jocelyn darling

Jocelyn Darling is a white girl that is too shy to admit to loving cock. She is quiet and innocent in class/work but when she gets home she will masturbate all day long and never stop. She is constantly asking guys for nudes and loves to have sex. She has 5 dildos under her bed and will protect them at any costs.

OMG JOCELYN DARLING HAS SO MANY DILDOS! I EVEN USED ONE WHEN WE HAD A SLEEP OVER!!!

by Joe the gangster November 30, 2019

Cmon darling 🍬

A word a boy would say when talking to a girl in a flirty way .

Her : wife me ?
Him :cmon darling 🍬

by Fay1256 February 24, 2020

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

Synchronized Dancing

A hive mind.

The Synchronized Dancing was caused by the hive mind.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 16, 2021

Jimmy Darling

Seggsy mf. Jimmy MY Darling is Evan Peters' most criminally under appreciated AHS character (with the exception of maybe Mr Gallant. This mf has hands like lobsters, therefor he's incapable of doing simple and certainly vital things nevermind after he gets the ducking things removed. Firstly he can't even take a piss by himself and as you can probably imagine from the previous statement he "can't jack off for shit!" this is a truly heartbreaking statement. And for some strange reason they make him perform come as you are by Nirvana. Kurt Cobain (also a seggsy mf) didn't write this song until the 1990's, near enough 40 years after the time period that this specific freakshow is set in. Bu at the same time this took me a shockingly short amount of time to get over as it is a Ryan Murphy show after all so wtf was i excpecting? What did you expect? Do better next time.To this day I still believe that they should've made Jimmy play the guitar during this scene. Why? Because it'd honestly be hilarious to watch.

"who's your favourite ahs character??"
"jimmy darling"
WHAT A LEGEND!!

by americanhorrorstorybarbie July 29, 2021