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diaper whipped

to be wildly in love with a baby or young child to the point of absurdity, particularly applied to fathers or uncles with baby girls.
He's so diaper whipped I saw him wearing a tiara and having imaginary tea with his daughter.

The baby can walk, but they never put her down. Boy, are they diaper whipped.
by brass cannon November 9, 2009
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DIAP

DO in A PINCH......someone who is not up to your expectations to fuck or sleep with
at last call in a bar or you are really horny and there's not a lot to choose from... That guy is a DIAP
by Campy46 April 21, 2010
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diaper mommy

by Thomas Grocki (@Grockstar) November 7, 2017
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Diaper Discipline

A form of child abuse used by poorly educated straight people that have sired children without thinking. This type of punishment places a child (often an adolescent) in diapers for some misdeed. In truth, this destroys a child's self-confidence and results in serious mental health issues for the child in adulthood.
Jordan's mom used diaper discipline on him when he was a teenager and that's why he's strung out on heroin today.
by Coptic Kaskuh August 2, 2020
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diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.
"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."
by urban-housey March 27, 2021
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DNA Diaper

John to Jim: "Hey I got this girl who's ready to go. Do you have a DNA diaper I can use?"
by jogglers June 11, 2009
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dirty diaper

A dirty diaper is when you put a piece of chocolate inside a marshmallow then roast it over a fire...or don't roast it over the fire. Depends on what kind of...insides...you want your diaper to have.
"I love dirty diapers!! They are like a piece of snaz on steroids!"

"I like my dirty diaper runny!!"
by pananapple February 6, 2010
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