depression time 

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.

Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time

depression time by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Depression Sit-ups 

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.

Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!

Depression Sit-ups by bob_swaget January 4, 2021

Depression Crumbs 

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.

I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.

Depression Crumbs by epar666 January 6, 2021

Depression Stick 

Some THE TRUTH made to get people to stop vaping.

THE TRUTH: Lets call a vape what it really is. A depression stick.

Depression Stick by Sifi999 November 3, 2021

depression masturbation 

The act of masturbating to the most fucked up shit you can find on the internet while on 20% phone battery in the toilet or outside so that when you find the material to masturbate to, your phone will run out of battery and you can only use the image that has been instilled to your mind and the fresh smell of toilet shit.

Person 1: Hey man, how ya feeling this Monday morning.
Person 2: Not so good man, I feel like my life's going to shit.
Person 1: Then why not try depression masturbation, it won't make you feel better but you'll at least feel regret.

depression masturbation by Señor Spaghetti July 24, 2016

Depression of Emos 

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.

Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.

Depression of Emos by Adam VW March 16, 2008

Depression Porn 

Books, TV shows, Art and other things that showcase miserable people for the sake of making you feel better. Although you generally feel like shit while watching it, the end result is a feeling of slight elation at the knowledge of having a better life. It can also refer to content that is simply depressing for the sake of being so.

Neon Genesis Evangelion is total depression porn. All of the characters are unhappy and treated like shit

Depression Porn by GayMemeLord October 19, 2017