That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

101 Damnations

Misspelling of 101 Dalmatians

I misspelled 101 Dalmatians, and instead put 101 Damnations

by TheRealSteveWASTAKENLOLOLOL June 1, 2021

GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?

Susie from a game named DELTARUNE asking his friend kris WHERE THE FUCK THEY ARE.

Susie: GOD DAMN IT KRIS! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?
Kris: *awkward silence*

by poiuqwr February 10, 2023

not doin a damn thing

The act of not doing anything or having a bad time.

Not included in any activities at the moment or time.

Not doin a damn thing- to be bored to have little to nothing to do

i have nothing to do at all, im having a bad time. I aint doin a damn thing which is being bored. I think my friends at the movies tho.

by Neptunee8 August 15, 2016

Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

What you can say when the teacher gives a surprise quiz.

Teacher: You have a test tommorow!

Student: Fuckin' Shit Damn Fuck!

by PirhanaPirate November 30, 2018

Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet

Well it was fukin' one of ya's

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

"Who didn't flush da godd damn toilet.
It wasn't me.
Well it was fukin' one of ya's!"

by YoungDanielzzzYeezy's July 21, 2019

OKAY! DAMN! SHIT!

When The Gabbie Show gets criticized harshly and has had learned too much info.

*Gabby walks to two friends fighting*
Gabby: Guys, Stop Fighting!
Friend 1: Why don't you stop eating Gabby?
Friend 2: Yeah! That's why your friend cheated on you!
Gabby: Okay! Damn! Shit!

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016