David

A David seems like a really awesome guy, he makes you think that you could love him and possibly share your life with him, that you could possibly want him to father your children, that you might just be important enough to him for him to learn to love again and be a gentel human being. He is full of shit. A David is an ass licker, a butt kisser, a semi gay, and extreme sexual deviant. A david likes to look at kitty porno and shove extacy pills up his butt. A david is a jack ass and should never be one of your closest friends. He is a waiste of oxygen, he should have never been created.

REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.

ex) " Hey baby i think your helping me fall in love again""i want to grow old with you and have your babys" all the while in his head" haha you stupid beotch i cheated on you, and i hit on all your girl friends, oh ya i even fucked one while you were in florida for your dads funeral muwhahahaha"

ya david is a dick.

by krzy69696994killyoudavid October 15, 2012

David

He is a very weird kid, yet funny. He thinks he gets girls by getting tits on chattroulette. He has an abnormally small dick. He loves black women. He is suckish at WoW and getting tits.

Zach: David you have a chode. Miah will never love you.

David: FUCK!

Emerson: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

by BLACKDICK June 9, 2012

Daviding

Sending a text ridiculously late

David stop daviding damn

by Chewy709 February 18, 2015

David

He has a little dick

David in a funny kid that tries to grab people dicks when he should be grabbing his own srimp his baby girl jazel doesn’t like the way how he been acting since 2017 and now where in 2018 in 8th grade

by Danny Ronald November 7, 2018

David

Nice guys, but secretly in the closet. Love a good reach around from time to time. Sucked a dick in college to prove he wasn’t gay, but secretly loved it.

It took David 8 years to come out of the closet....

by SuperRawDogger69 December 14, 2018

David

A lier, a cheater, a dirty little boy who doesn’t care about no one but himself.

“Omg is that David with another girl”

by Humanfigures January 15, 2019

David

David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch

Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!

by Snax.Worx. August 26, 2018