A David seems like a really awesome guy, he makes you think that you could love him and possibly share your life with him, that you could possibly want him to father your children, that you might just be important enough to him for him to learn to love again and be a gentel human being. He is full of shit. A David is an ass licker, a butt kisser, a semi gay, and extreme sexual deviant. A david likes to look at kitty porno and shove extacy pills up his butt. A david is a jack ass and should never be one of your closest friends. He is a waiste of oxygen, he should have never been created.
REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
REMEBER this is A david, not all davids, just specifically one who should have never been born.
ex) " Hey baby i think your helping me fall in love again""i want to grow old with you and have your babys" all the while in his head" haha you stupid beotch i cheated on you, and i hit on all your girl friends, oh ya i even fucked one while you were in florida for your dads funeral muwhahahaha"
ya david is a dick.
ya david is a dick.
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