cooked penis

When a person is too high or burnt out on a mood altering substance.

Don't pass it to him, he's a cooked penis.

by johnsonleremy August 25, 2011

cooked pig

A sex position in which a woman sits back on all fours with an apple in her mouth, as if to look like a cooked pig, while the man penetrates her from behind.

Tonight, Claire and I are doing the cooked pig! I got like nine apples!

by Mstr42 January 18, 2016

chookaloopadado

the meaning to life the universe and everything.

i am chookaloopadado

by pilsbery doeboy June 20, 2016

cooked dick

Flamin' Hot anal sex

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick

by M. Craken May 29, 2016

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Cooked

A Synonym for Strange, Odd, Weird, Obscure etc

'Dude, i saw the most cooked thing over the weekend.'
'Those shoes look cooked'
'That is the most cooked idea I've heard all year'

by Chemical Lobotomy September 21, 2017

cookething

It means to cook.

Guy #1: Can you cooketh me a cake?
Guy #2: Nah man, I suck at cookething.
Guy #2: Ya, cookething is hard to do.

by julianneellis March 8, 2018