crusty crane

A fat nigger who is very crusty.

He's so crusty crane

by CrustyCrane April 20, 2017

Crusty mustard

When a person has diarrhea and fails to wipe thoroughly leaving a yellowish brown crust on their ass

I was fucking this one girl in the ass and notices she had some crusty mustard leftover

by Imfluffy September 11, 2016

crusty smurf

a fat bitch who eats a lot of food and builds crust around their mouth

Stop eating the pizza like that you crusty smurf!

by Hot Egyptian December 14, 2010

Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.

Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.

by Bruce Maki April 16, 2007

crusty dusty

a cracker

"do you wanna grab some snacks from the pantry?"
"sure, what about a crusty dusty?"

by gay-rat October 17, 2022

crusty bobber

A old dildo that you reuse

I need to find my crusty bobber now!!!

by bathroom bitches December 25, 2014

crusty crab

to have sex with arcadio

to smash white girls hardcore, with crusty dick; crusty crab

by niggggggaaaaaa November 15, 2006